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Q What do you call a blonde from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian? A: A waste.

Q What do you call blondes a from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner? A: 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, not for a zillion f*cks, 4 f*cks!

Q What do blondes do after they from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair? A: They pull up their pants.

Q What do blondes and cowpats have from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

Q Whats the difference between a chorus from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

Q What does a blonde and a from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked.

Q What is to a blonde A from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What is 61 to a blonde? A: She wants 8 (ate) more.

Q WHY CANT BLONDES WATERSKIA When they from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI? A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.

Q How does a blonde moonwalkA She from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!

Q How do you know a blonde from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky.

Q How do you get a blonde from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees? A: Come.

Q How do you know a blonde from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: How do you know a blonde likes you? A: She screws you two nights in a row.

Q How do you get a blonde from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

Q WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOSA When from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren't upright, they're grand.

Q Why do blondes like tilt steering from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering???? A: More head room

Q Why did god give blondes more from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: Why did god give blonde's 2 more brain cells than he gave cows? A: So they wouldn't shit all over when you played with their tits.

A dentist friend of mine had a from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my tool in your mouth... and on the back: ...and I will fill your cavity.

This woman goes into a dentists office from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!" To which the dentist replies: "Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair."

Then theres the woman who goes to from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates." The woman replies, "Yes. Now, we're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we."

A young teenaged girl was a prostitute from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic. Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some. "Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you're so old... how do you do it?" Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry!"